Jokes Wale

Some Years Back, We Used To
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"KABADI-WALA".
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Now,
We Know Them As "OLX" &
"Quickr"

Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Mar Gayi
Dost Usko Chhup Karwane Ke
Baad..
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Tujhe Kuch Chahiye..?
Aadmi: Laptop La De
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Dost: Kyu Sab Thik Hai Na..?
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Aadmi: Facebook Pe Status To
Single Kar Du...!

Every rickshaw journey is incomplete for girls until .
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they fights with rickshaw wale bhaiya for that 5 rupees

Ek Bachche Ke School Test Mein Marks Kam Aaye To Teacher Bachche Ko Modern Tareeke Se Darati Hai.

Teacher: “Kal Chup Chap Apne Mummy-Papa Ko School Mein Le Aana.”

“Warna Main Tumhara Test Result Facebook Par Post Karke Tumhare Mummy Papa Ko Usmein Tag Kar Dungi.”

This Time Teacher Rocks, Children Shocks

"Aaj mere pass Wifi hai, 2g hai, 3g hai, 4g enabled phone hai.
Tumhare pass Kya hai?
Kya hai tumhare pass?" .. ..
"Mere pass.. Charger hai".

When Shraddha Kapoor was a baby:

Shakti Kapoor: "Papa bolo beta, Papa bolo"
Shraddha: "Aye Villain"

Me - 'Viber' use karti ho??"
She - "Nahin 'Jhaadu' use karti hoon,
Paani zyada ho to Viper bhi!!"
Me - "Acha!!" ;_;
*Burns Mobile*
*Joins aam admi Party* =_=